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Post 038
Do you really believe that flea farts can change the temperature of the dog? A satirical dissertation on Global Warming.
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"Well Al-Flea, It has been alot of work and a great sacrifice, but I finally got my carbon footprint down. I have trained myself to shower only once a month!"
"Ya, I can tell" responded the Flea named Al.
"What? do I smell bad?!" asked the first flea somewhat alarmed.
"No, no," replied Al-Flea, "but would you mind standing over there? the light is better for that really cool wool sweater you got on."
"Oh, you like it?" asked the first flea obviously relived; "I got it so I could keep my house at 52 degrees like our President suggested."
"Good for you," said Al-Flea, "I am sure the Dog can already feel the relief from the heat."
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Flea Farts - episode #2
Post 037
Do you really believe that flea farts can change the temperature of the dog? A satirical Dissertation on Global Warming.
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Hanging out at the local flea circus, our two fleas meet up...
"Say Al-Flea, it has been a few years since your great movie, weren’t we supposed to be dead already?"
"What?" replied Al-Flea; "Don’t you think if I believed that junk, I would be the first one to reduce my carbon footprint? Get real."
"But I spent all I had to reduce my footprint!" (how big is a flea footprint anyway?) "What am I going to do now?!" groaned the first flea.
"Don’t worry buddy," Said Al, "I’ll have my guys sell you carbon credits at a reduced rate."
"Wow, thanks Al, you’re the best!"
"I know."
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Do you really believe that flea farts can change the temperature of the dog? A satirical Dissertation on Global Warming.
* * *
Hanging out at the local flea circus, our two fleas meet up...
"Say Al-Flea, it has been a few years since your great movie, weren’t we supposed to be dead already?"
"What?" replied Al-Flea; "Don’t you think if I believed that junk, I would be the first one to reduce my carbon footprint? Get real."
"But I spent all I had to reduce my footprint!" (how big is a flea footprint anyway?) "What am I going to do now?!" groaned the first flea.
"Don’t worry buddy," Said Al, "I’ll have my guys sell you carbon credits at a reduced rate."
"Wow, thanks Al, you’re the best!"
"I know."
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Sunday, November 15, 2009
The Flea Fart Chronicles - episode #1
Post 036
Do you really believe flea farts can change the temperature of the dog?
A Satirical dissertation on Global Warming.
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Two Midriff fleas with Caninical environment concerns, were discussing the topic of air quality.
“I am concerned that our production of biological gasses are endangering the air quality around our Dog, If we don’t bring down our flatulent production, the health of our Dog will become critical!” said the first flea.
“Yes,” agreed the other flea, “but how are we going to convince the colonies at the collar to spend the huge sums needed to design a plan for reducing these emissions?”
“I have it!” said the first flea; “Let's produce a movie showing a chart where I dramatically climb this hair tree to reach the level of projected temperature increase in the next 10 years, that should scare everyone!”
“Sure," countered the second flea; "but how are you going to make them believe these ridiculous projections have anything to do with our production of gasses, I mean this dog is walking the streets of Chicago for crying out loud, not to mention the Dog itself produces in one eruption more gasses than all the farts of all the fleas that ever lived… combined! Even an idiot flea knows that flea farts cannot change the temperature of the Dog!”
“Hmmm, good point...” said the first flea while pondering,
“I got it!" he exclaimed in triumph; "You know how our Dog has been shedding the past few weeks? Well, that is proof that our emissions have been raising the temperature of the Dog!”... “Besides, if you make a movie with great emotional music, fleas will believe anything!”
“That’s good!" said the second; "You know, you should have run for president or something!”
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Do you really believe flea farts can change the temperature of the dog?
A Satirical dissertation on Global Warming.
* * *
Two Midriff fleas with Caninical environment concerns, were discussing the topic of air quality.
“I am concerned that our production of biological gasses are endangering the air quality around our Dog, If we don’t bring down our flatulent production, the health of our Dog will become critical!” said the first flea.
“Yes,” agreed the other flea, “but how are we going to convince the colonies at the collar to spend the huge sums needed to design a plan for reducing these emissions?”
“I have it!” said the first flea; “Let's produce a movie showing a chart where I dramatically climb this hair tree to reach the level of projected temperature increase in the next 10 years, that should scare everyone!”
“Sure," countered the second flea; "but how are you going to make them believe these ridiculous projections have anything to do with our production of gasses, I mean this dog is walking the streets of Chicago for crying out loud, not to mention the Dog itself produces in one eruption more gasses than all the farts of all the fleas that ever lived… combined! Even an idiot flea knows that flea farts cannot change the temperature of the Dog!”
“Hmmm, good point...” said the first flea while pondering,
“I got it!" he exclaimed in triumph; "You know how our Dog has been shedding the past few weeks? Well, that is proof that our emissions have been raising the temperature of the Dog!”... “Besides, if you make a movie with great emotional music, fleas will believe anything!”
“That’s good!" said the second; "You know, you should have run for president or something!”
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