Flea Farts - episode #6

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Do you really believe flea farts can change the temperature of the dog? A satirical dissertation on Global Warming.
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Our good citizen JQ Flea got to pondering one day as he ran into Al-Flea at the Copenhagen climate summit;

“Al-Flea” JQ called out, “I just heard some disturbing news that your emails were hacked, is everything OK?”

“Thanks for your concern JQ” responded Al-Flea, “Not to worry, there was no harm done.”

“But the report is, that you guys have been falsifying your numbers all through this Canine Warming concern!” cried JQ.

Al-Flea Replied; “We prefer to call it ‘Climate Change’ now JQ.”

“Ya, OK, whatever, but what about the numbers?!” urged a very concerned JQ Flea, “I have spent all I have, and put my family through some very uncomfortable ‘green’ changes to try to save the dog! Our whole Flea nation has gone broke over this! Is it all a big scam!?”


“Of course not!” replied Al-Flea, looking a bit irritated, “The numbers don’t mean anything. They are merely the means we need to use to get all the fleas of the dog to unite in this important Cause.”

“BUT IF THE NUMBERS ARE NOT TRUE, THEN THERE IS NO CANINE WARMING!” yelled JQ Flea.

“Don’t be silly JQ” calmed Al-Flea, “Of course there is ‘Climate Change’. Random numbers don't affect the temperature of the dog.”

“OH” sighed JQ Flea, “There for a minuet I thought you were trying to pull a fast one on us.”
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