Sunday, November 22, 2009

Flea Farts - episode #5

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Do you really believe flea farts can change the temperature of the dog? A satirical dissertation on Global Warming.
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“Hey Al, when do I start seeing return benefits from all this effort to save the dog?” asked JQ Flea when they next crossed paths at another fundraiser.

“Are you kidding?” replied Al-Flea, “It is not all about you!”
“This is a fragile Dog we live on; it can’t possibly support a luxurious life for every flea! You must sacrifice for your children; It’s a ‘Take one for the team’ kinda thing.’”

“But I have been!"
cried JQ, "My family is cold all winter, I smell bad, I read in the dark, I eat grass… My life sucks!”

“I know your suffering; Nobody said it would be easy, but you have to keep your eye on the big picture; you are saving the Dog!”
encouraged Al-Flea.
“By the way, I noticed you are still using oil to heat with, I think your gonna need more carbon credits. It’s a good thing I have some right here I can sell you.”

“You’re the best Al.”

“I know.”

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Flea: Any of an order of small wingless leaping bloodsucking insects - Webster’s.
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Flea Farts - episode #4

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Do you really believe that flea farts can change the temperature of the dog? A satirical dissertation on Global Warming.
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After an environmental summit, our previously un-named flea, meets up with Al-Flea:

“Tell me Al-Flea, how come you always look so fresh and smell so good? You don’t shower and wash your cloths every day do you?” Questioned John Q.

“Uh… Of course not JQ.” Responded Al-Flea, "That would be irresponsible to the dog." “I guess it's because I only eat vegetables to avoid supporting the flatulence from the meat production industry.”

Looking confused, our friend JQ Public objected; “But I see you every day at Burger King!”

“Ya, whatever, my point is that you are doing great!” Replied Al-Flea with a warm smile, “By the way, I notice you are still driving that gas powered Tick, do you need to buy anymore carbon credits? I am planning a family trip, on my private Fly, to our condo at the tail.”

“Since you brought it up, I guess I do” sighed JQ.
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

A Christian Nation?

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It has come to my attention that there is a group of Americans who argue that America is not, nor ever was a Christian nation.
This is a very significant point that if true, would affect everything including the solution to fix America.
This argument deserves a serious investigation because of the foundational importance.
This issue is very much like meeting an attractive girl that you hit it off with, then having a stranger declare; "that is not a woman."
The discovery of the truth in this matter is the very foundation of all that will come after!
I am not making any kind of statement about gender preference in dating, but you must agree that the knowledge of the truth is necessary in order to make a wise decision.

If America was not created on the principles of Christianity, Then it was not Christian principles that made America successful. It would be necessary to look elsewhere for the cause of it's greatness.
Do we agree?

But If America was actually created subject to the God of Christianity, then we can be sure that this Christianity was indeed what made it great.
That is simple reasoning.

Ok, the next point that we need to get into the open, is that of course we know that to call America's foundation Christian or not, does not suggest that every single person was Christian or not accordingly.
Either view, declaring their opinion on America's foundational principles, are not suggesting it was 100% in agreement.

OK, Me first:

1) Nearly all the Laws of our constitution, and the form of king-less government, where the common citizen is sovereign, comes right out of the Holy Bible (*1).

2) An educated walk through the Capital of The United States shows unquestionable proof that our founders were Christian and intended that America be subject to the God of Christianity (*2).

3) The writings of our founders were prolific concerning their Christian principles (*3).

4) Many of our government buildings in Washington DC have carved marble walls with Bible verses and the 10 commandments, as well as stone biblical figures like Moses over the Supreme Court building.

5) If you think other religions were influential in the founding of this nation, show me their influence in the constitution.

Ok, your turn now. Show me your evidence that America was not founded on Christianity.
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*1 "The Influence of the Bible on America" DVD, David Barton, www.wallbuilders.com

*2 "the Spiritual Heritage of the United States Capitol" DVD, David Barton, www.wallbuilders.com

*3 "America's Godly Heritage" DVD, David Barton, www.wallbuilders.com

Mr. Barton has done some very deep research and I highly recommend his stuff. you will note I often use DVDs as my resource material, this is not because they are all I have, but because most people will watch a movie sooner than read a book. Wallbuilders.com has a fine selection of books that go even deeper than the DVDs, but the DVDs are excellent and well worth the time.
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Flea Farts - episode #3

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Do you really believe that flea farts can change the temperature of the dog? A satirical dissertation on Global Warming.
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"Well Al-Flea, It has been alot of work and a great sacrifice, but I finally got my carbon footprint down. I have trained myself to shower only once a month!"

"Ya, I can tell" responded the Flea named Al.

"What? do I smell bad?!" asked the first flea somewhat alarmed.

"No, no," replied Al-Flea, "but would you mind standing over there? the light is better for that really cool wool sweater you got on."

"Oh, you like it?" asked the first flea obviously relived; "I got it so I could keep my house at 52 degrees like our President suggested."

"Good for you," said Al-Flea, "I am sure the Dog can already feel the relief from the heat."
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Monday, November 16, 2009

Flea Farts - episode #2

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Do you really believe that flea farts can change the temperature of the dog? A satirical Dissertation on Global Warming.
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Hanging out at the local flea circus, our two fleas meet up...

"Say Al-Flea, it has been a few years since your great movie, weren’t we supposed to be dead already?"

"What?" replied Al-Flea; "Don’t you think if I believed that junk, I would be the first one to reduce my carbon footprint? Get real."

"But I spent all I had to reduce my footprint!" (how big is a flea footprint anyway?) "What am I going to do now?!" groaned the first flea.

"Don’t worry buddy," Said Al, "I’ll have my guys sell you carbon credits at a reduced rate."

"Wow, thanks Al, you’re the best!"

"I know."
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Sunday, November 15, 2009

The Flea Fart Chronicles - episode #1

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Do you really believe flea farts can change the temperature of the dog?
A Satirical dissertation on Global Warming.
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Two Midriff fleas with Caninical environment concerns, were discussing the topic of air quality.

“I am concerned that our production of biological gasses are endangering the air quality around our Dog, If we don’t bring down our flatulent production, the health of our Dog will become critical!” said the first flea.

“Yes,” agreed the other flea, “but how are we going to convince the colonies at the collar to spend the huge sums needed to design a plan for reducing these emissions?”

“I have it!” said the first flea; “Let's produce a movie showing a chart where I dramatically climb this hair tree to reach the level of projected temperature increase in the next 10 years, that should scare everyone!”

“Sure," countered the second flea; "but how are you going to make them believe these ridiculous projections have anything to do with our production of gasses, I mean this dog is walking the streets of Chicago for crying out loud, not to mention the Dog itself produces in one eruption more gasses than all the farts of all the fleas that ever lived… combined! Even an idiot flea knows that flea farts cannot change the temperature of the Dog!”

“Hmmm, good point...” said the first flea while pondering,
“I got it!"
he exclaimed in triumph; "You know how our Dog has been shedding the past few weeks? Well, that is proof that our emissions have been raising the temperature of the Dog!”... “Besides, if you make a movie with great emotional music, fleas will believe anything!”

“That’s good!" said the second; "You know, you should have run for president or something!”
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Saturday, November 14, 2009

Latest Evidence

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I just learned this morning that the writers of the movie "2012" publicly stated that they discussed the possibility of showing the destruction of anything Muslim during the phase of the film when many christian icons are shown destroyed.
They elected to avoid all the Muslim icons because they feared being killed in retaliation. Remember the chaos over the cartoon?

Here is a religion that causes real fear for any kind of perceived opposition to it, while Christianity is a religion of peace and love and forgiveness.
Yet Islam calls itself "the Religion of Peace."

"Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!" Isaiah 5:20 Holy Bible

We can look at history to see the effects each religion has had on the world, on its enemies, and on its own people. Why in the name of sanity, would anyone support anything Muslim? yet we see a huge growth of followers the world over.

If God the Creator IS logic and reason as he claims, then to abandon Him also abandons Logic and Reason.
This seems to be proving itself true!
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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Quote of the day

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"Error of Opinion may be tolerated where Reason is left free to combat it."
- Thomas Jefferson
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

My Foundational Hypothesis

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Yah, I know, I am some religious wacko nut-job to be ignored as non-relevant.
But just before you write me off entirely, I ask you to give just a thought to some pretty substantial evidence.

Here is my premise:
America's problem, and solution, is purely spiritual (not religious).
Here is my evidence:
Those who are driving the direction of our present government ALWAYS oppose EVERY law of the Creator. In every case the present government protects what the Creator declares as evil, and punishes what the Creator declares as good. EVERY TIME.

Ok, there is my hypothesis.
Now as you go about your life, whether you agree with me, or think I am a wacko, I urge you to keep your eyes open to this theory and see for yourself.

There simply CANNOT be any other reasoning for the promotion of all that is destructive and wicked, but to declare a rejection of the Creator. Whether intentional or not is irrelevant. If this were not the case, then the promotion of good vs. evil values would be random at best.

I am not saying everyone who falls into this category actually has come knowingly to this place, but having rejected the Creator, they naturally come to this place.
This too is evidence that this is a spiritual issue.

This is not a case of simply ignoring the Principles of Christianity, but an active re-writing of history removing all evidence of the Christian faith of our forefathers, and il-legalizing public presentations of anything Christian.
There is a very clear official move to make Christianity illegal, while at the same time promoting every other religion.
Whether you agree or disagree with Christianity, I urge you to ask yourself; "Why is this happening?"
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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Have I gone insane?

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So you think I have really gone nuts with my last post.
Remember this blog is dedicated to logic, so let's take a look at the basics;

1) We have a man in the Highest Office of the U.S.A. who does not conform to the requirements of the U.S. Constitution for that office.
2) He was put into that office with the aid of Proven Ballot Suffers like ACORN. Yet in the face of this organization's excessive corruption it has faced no consequences, and the man they helped put into office, through corruption, remains seated.
3) This man has publicly declared that he carefully surrounded himself with Socialists, Communists, Progressives and Marxist advisers, and has appointed the same kind of people into un-voted positions of public power, and called them "czars".
4) Immediately he began to finalize the Bankruptcy of America by spending previously unheard of Huge sums of money in unconscionably unregulated ways, where the money just disappears into unknown and un-traceable pockets, with undocumentable results.
5) This through a Congress who passes huge spending bills, as well as bills stripping the public of it's freedoms with the insane process of passing these bills without so much as reading them or knowing what is in them!
6) This congress does this in the face of unprecedented public outcry of opposition.
7) This Man has clearly and publicly stated that America is no longer a Christian Nation and has just as clearly and publicly shown his allegiance to Islam and the Islamic nations.

What more information do you need to understand that this present government is the Enemy of All that is America, and intends to succeed in our destruction?

And I am the one who is called insane?
Watch this video, it is long but very very good.
The way it really is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VebOTc-7shU

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Saturday, November 7, 2009

Obama: A Muslim Loyalist

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My very first real post, the reason I started this blog in the first place, told you that soon Obama would be clearly shown to be Muslim in faith and loyalty.
Here is another clear indication of this:

Obama's loyalty (http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tCAffMSWSzY#t=28)* *
yes, it has an agenda and is a bit dramatically edited, but none the less true, and it is long.

America's problem is not Republican vs. Democrat, Right vs. Left; America's problem is that the heart of the organization that is now running this nation is Muslim. The goal of that organization is to help Islam overtake America.
I recognize this statement may appear emotional, but the volume of support is enormous, though too vast to add attached documentation here at this time, I endeavor to support this theory through a long process and a plethora of data. By the time I have provided all the information, you will have forgotten this was a specific goal.

If our founding fathers took up arms against the King of England to defend the freedoms of this land, it is our national duty to take up arms against our current runaway government which is the enemy to our personal and national freedoms!
Will this happen? NO.
American's have been indoctrinated so successfully that we will watch and complain with a loud voice, but will do nothing to actually stop the fall of America.
The man who is now in office and most the body of Congressmen and Representatives in our leadership, are intentionally and with careful planning, bringing America to it's knees. Their actual reasons are frankly irrelevant.

"The fool who has not sense to discriminate between what is good and what is bad is well nigh as dangerous as the man who does discriminate and yet chooses the bad." - Theodore Roosevelt

It is clear that we did not vote-in the man masquerading as our President. It is clear that Congress is willing to pass laws and bills with devastating effects on us in spite of our overwhelming complaints by unprecedented masses.
Do you honestly believe that we are still in control of our government?

"What is the event that turns a free man into a slave? When he is unwilling or unable to defend his freedom." - Kyle Ponsford

Am I advocating for individuals to perform heinous acts of violence? NO!
America must act as a nation to plot her course, individual uprisings are but Anarchy.
As a nation, America has lost her foundational values and cohesion, this is why it is too late to fix our problem through force of arms.
Our founders fought together on righteous principles, and had the support and aid of the Creator. On what platform would Americans fight for today, and expect the same support? Economic success? the Right to have luxuries? The freedom to be corrupt? It would seem that Obama may have been correct when he said; "America is no longer a Christian nation."

America is no longer free.
Congratulations America, you have now arrived at the place where there is no help but the God of your forefathers. Nothing can save you now but the One who established your nation in the beginning. This is now completely a faith based issue:
Will America's god be Allah, or the Son of God, Jesus Christ?
If you wanted to wait until the choice was black and white, you got it.
Choose carefully there are no refunds.
Islam is not a "party choice" like Republican or Democrat.
Islam is the purest form of evil in opposition to the Son of God (*1).
If you wanted to reject the Creator God, you have the right team in office to do it.

After you are the servants of Islam and see the indescribable blood shed and the suffering of your wife and children under Sharia Law, after you long for the safety and freedom you once had, remember then, that it was following the Commandments of the Creator that made America a wonderful place to live (*2), (I intend to provide the details as we go).
Crying to God to help you in your distress at this point will do nothing for you.
It will take a heartfelt recognition that you, the average good guy American, has neglected God in your daily life. Now it is God's turn to neglect you.
If you want his attention it will take a long, complete, re-structuring of your life, something you are not yet willing to do. but in a few years you may have the proper motivation! (*3).

"If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land." II Chronicles 7:14 Holy Bible

This verse is not a quick fix but will take many years and a few generations to figure out. God will not "fix it" while we remain sitting in front of the TV, this verse simply shows the foundation of the fix. If we turn our attention back to the Creator, our hearts and minds will be transformed, over time, into the kind of people our forefathers were; able to be used of God to make wise choices with lasting results.
Obama may quote the Qu'ran; the foundation of the Muslim society, but look at the two foundations: Who's history is the way of life and love and liberty? and who's is the way of hate and murder, and oppression?
America has problems, but only the results of rejecting the Laws of God on which she was established.
All imaginable sorrows can yet be avoided if the American's who call themselves the people of God, will recognize their own addiction to sin, and take the steps to turn from them.
Quit blaming the heathen for America's problems.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing"
Edmund Burke

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*1 DVDs; "Obsession" and "The Third Jihad"
*2 "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." - (Concept) by Alexis de Tocqueville
*3 "Because They Hate" - Brigitte Gabriel, "God's War On Terror" - Walid Shoebat.
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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Quote of The Day

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On Global Warming;

Do you honestly believe flea farts can change the temperature of the dog?

Kyle Ponsford
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